October 18, 2009
  1. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
  2. Dial the Emergancy services Immediately.
  3. You mean there’s something else to do?
  4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
  5. Work.
  6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
  7. Get that health check up you’ve been putting off.

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