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May 15, 2011
  1. Las chicas geek no son las clásicas estereotipadas con lentes de fondo de botella, frenillos, y feas. De hecho hay algunas bastante atractivas.
  2. No tienes que gastarte demasiado dinero en llamadas o SMS, seguro que ella usa Skype y WhatsApp o la última versión de sus equivalentes libre, que además seguramente, son gratis
  3. No te molestara por jugar videojuegos, al contrario querra pasar una larga partida intentando desbloquear ese nivel que tanto trabajo te ha costado.
  4. Jamas tendrás que preocuparte por tus gadgets y demás colecciones, ella sabe el valor que tienen y cuan especiales son para ti
  5. Siempre podrán compartir y debatir opiniones sobre los últimos gadgets en lanzamiento, ya que al igual que tu estará al tanto de todas esas noticias
  6. Ella jamás te mirará como si tuvieras dos cabezas cuando te quejes por la banda ancha, cuando le grites a tu ordenador, cuando destroces tu Xbox o cuando comiences a confeccionar un traje para usar en el Comic Con.
  7. Entenderá a la perfección y creerá que eres el chico mas dulce del mundo cuando le digas cosas del tipo “Mi sistema operativo entra en hibernación cuando no estás a mi lado.”
  8. No tendrás que estar al día de los temas top de las conversaciones sin sustancia que interesan al resto de las chicas. A ella le interesará que le cuentes la historia de aquel troll que tuviste que bannear ayer en tu blog o cómo te cargaste al monstruo aquél en el World of Warcraft tú solo (aunque es probable que ella jugara esa partida contigo).
  9. Ella es casi única (aunque por suerte el número de chicas geek aumenta cada día, aún la proporción de ellas es muy baja), mientras que geeks hay muchos. Así que si tienes una eres un tipo con suerte, a esa chica le gustas de verdad. Agárrala y no la sueltes.
  10. A ella no le extrañará que le digas que te pone que se vista como Leia en la escena con Jabba el Hut, y puede que te sorprenda sacando de su armario el sexy bikini dorado y se haga trenzas en el pelo.
  11. Tu regalo de cumpleaños, navidad, San Valentin tienen garantía, sabrá siempre exactamente que regalarte, y viceversa, no tendrás que romperte la cabeza pensando en que comprarle, sabes a la perfección que cualquier detalle geek la hará feliz
  12. Tu novia nunca se enojara si nota que has olvidado su aniversario, pues como sabemos a ti eso no te pasara por esa super memoria, además ella ya checo tu status de eBay y sabe que has ordenado un anillo edición limitada de la princesa Leia…
  13. Si vives con ella estará completamente de acuerdo contigo en que una megapantalla FHD de 42″  o una nueva consola de videojuegos tiene completa prioridad sobre una lavadora, estufa etc…

Fuente: http://sweetiegeeks.com/archives/295

    A Virus Walks Into a Bar…

    Author: evilches
    July 7, 2010

    ‘A Virus Walks Into a Bar…’ and Other Science Jokes, by Brian Malow

    Science comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is “the ultimate David and Goliath” when compared with humans. He then rattles off a series of science-related jokes. “Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar, and doesn’t.”

    April 28, 2010

    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
    Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
    Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?
    Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
    Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
    Driver: Sure. Here it is.

    It was valid.

    Captain: Who’s car is this?
    Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card.

    The driver owned the car.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
    Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.

    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
    Driver: No problem.

    Trunk is opened; no body.

    Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
    Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

    A Great Writer…

    Author: evilches
    November 28, 2009

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
    When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”

    He now works … for Microsoft, writing error messages.

    Hi everyone, I found this very interesting and informative post at Back in Skinny Jeans, enjoy!

    “Starbucks drinks are so tasty that you could easily drink a few hundred calories in one sitting depending on what you get. Everything counts when you’re trying to lose weight, so here are some tips to help you order some of your favorite Starbucks drinks with less calories and fat.

    1. Eliminate pumps of syrup. I know you love adding some fruity or candy flavored syrup to your latte but every pump of flavored syrup is 20 calories and 5g of sugar. In the Tall sizes, Baristas put 2 pumps of syrup which will pack on 40 calories and 10 g of sugar. In the Venti, you’ll get 4 pumps for a total of 160 calories and 20g of sugar.
    2. There are sugar-free syrup options with 0 calories, but those syrups have artificial sweeteners in them.
    3. One packet of Sugar in the Raw is 20 calories. But, if you have to add some sugar you’re better off with Sugar in the Raw versus the white sugar because during refining the sugar cane juice flavor filled with nutrients is removed.
    4. Nix the whipped creme topping. You can save from 60-110 calories and 6-11g of fat depending on the size and type of the drink. Baristas put more whipped creme on the cold drinks vs. the hot drinks.
    5. Switching from whole milk to non-fat milk will save you anywhere from 60-120 calories and 5-14g of fat depending on the size of the drink.
    6. To make a Carmel Macchiato less caloric, order it with non-fat milk and without the vanilla syrup . If you order a tall Carmel Macchiato with whole milk, you will ingest 200 calories. If you eliminate the 2 pumps of vanilla syrup (40 calories) and change to non-fat milk (60 calories), your new drink will be 100 calories and you still keep the luscious Carmel sauce.
    7. Starbucks offers 3 drinks that have 0 calories free of artificial sweeteners: Tall Hot Brewed Coffee, Tall Brewed Tazo Tea, and Tall Shaken Cold Tazo Iced Passion Tea (Unsweetened). And there’s always water, but who goes to Starbucks for water 😉

    [More Nutritional info at Starbucks.com]”

    April 26, 2008

    Hi everybody, this time I wanted to share with you a video that I have been watching over and over the past few weeks (yeah, I know… it’s way too OOOOLD, but anyway I love it!)…

    I love it among other reasons because MJ is one of my favorite thinspirational persons, and because it perfectly reflects how obsessive and explosive I can be when I am in love… the lyrics are awesome and the video is amazing, besides, Slash’s performance boosts it quite a lot! Check it out! (lyrics are below the video)

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    Lyrics:

    She Always Takes It With A Heart Of Stone
    ‘Cause All She Does Is Throw It Back To Me
    I’ve Spent A Lifetime
    Looking For Someone
    Don’t Try To Understand Me
    Just Simply Do The
    Things I Say

    Love Is A Feeling
    Give It When I Want It
    ‘Cause I’m On Fire
    Quench My Desire
    Give It When I Want It
    Talk To Me Woman
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me

    You Always Knew Just How To Make Me Cry
    And Never Did I Ask You Questions Why
    It Seems You Get Your Kicks From Hurting Me
    Don’t Try To Understand Me
    Because Your Words Just Aren’t Enough

    Love Is A Feeling
    Quench My Desire
    Give It When I Want It
    Takin’ Me Higher
    Love Is A Woman
    I Don’t Wanna Hear It
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me

    You And Your Friends
    Were Laughing At Me In Town
    But It’s Okay
    And It’s Okay
    You Wont Be Laughing Girl
    When I’m Not Around
    I’ll Be Okay
    And I’ll, I’ll Not Find
    Gotta, The Peace Of Mind No

    Don’t Try To Tell Me
    Because Your Words
    Just Aren’t Enough

    Love Is A Feeling
    Quench My Desire
    Give It When I Want It
    Takin’ Me Higher
    Talk To Me Woman
    Love Is A Feeling
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me

    Love Is A Feeling
    I Don’t Wanna Hear It
    Quench My Desire
    Takin’ Me Higher
    Tell It To The Preacher
    Satisfy The Feeling
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me

    I Don’t Wanna
    I Don’t Wanna
    I Don’t Wanna
    Hear It
    Give It To The Fire
    Talk To Me Woman
    Quench My Desire
    I Don’t Like A Lady
    Talk To Me Baby
    Give In To Me

    Give In To The Fire
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me

    Love Is A Woman
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me
    Give In To Me

    ‘Cause I’m On Fire
    Talk To Me Woman
    Quench My Desire
    Give It To The Feeling

    January 25, 2008

    Today, thanks to my beloved boyfriend, was one of the best days of my entire lifetime…. very very soon (this week) you’ll find out what am I talking about… some of you will be really amazed, some of you may already have expected it…. I myself am a bit of both…. and a bit incredulous yet… but very thankful for this new opportunity… STAY TUNED!!!